The Sun Hat For Dogs Who Steal Every Photo
Pick his colour and size (by weight)
Go by his weight — it’s on each size button. Between sizes? Go up, the chin cord and toggle take up the slack. Over 10 kg / 22 lb, it won’t fit. Wrong size? You have 30 days.
You crack the camera open and he is already posing. Then the sun hits his eyes, he squints, and the one good shot of the day is gone.
A soft tie-dye bucket hat with two ear holes, so his ears come through and the hat sits where you put it. One cord under the chin with a sliding toggle, so it survives a walk, a sprint and a roll in the grass.
He already steals every photo. The hat just makes it official.
Which size is he?
Go by his weight. It is written on each size button too, so you can pick it without scrolling back.
- Between sizes
- Go up. The chin cord and toggle take up the slack.
- Over 10 kg (22 lb)
- It won't fit. It will sit on top of his head and look sad, and we would rather tell you now.
Not sure? Order anyway and try it on him.
You have 30 days. If it doesn't fit or he won't keep it on, tell us and we refund you — no argument, no restocking fee.
Day one is two minutes long
- Let him sniff it. On the floor, not on his head. Treat. That is the whole first session.
- Ears through, cord loose. One ear through each hole, treat, and off again before he starts pawing at it. Once a day.
- Snug the cord on day three. Slide the toggle up until it sits under his chin. A finger should still fit underneath.
- Now take the photo. Beach, park, café. He forgets it is there somewhere around the second treat.
The details
- Style
- Soft bucket hat, pastel tie-dye
- Ear holes
- Two, so his ears come through and the hat stays put
- Fastening
- 30 cm chin cord with a sliding toggle
- Brim
- 16 cm across, soft, folds flat and springs back
- Colours
- Blue, Orange, Purple, Yellow — soft pastel shades
- Sizes
- S 1.5–3.5 kg · M 4–6.5 kg · L 7–10 kg
- Made for
- Beach, park, café, or just the photo
- Returns
- 30 days, no questions asked
Shipping, honestly
Most orders arrive in 5 to 13 days, tracked, to the US and Australia. If yours runs late, email us and we will chase it or replace it. We would rather tell you that now than surprise you later.
The honest bit
- Small dogs only
- Up to about 10 kg (22 lb). A beagle, a big frenchie or anything larger will not fit, and we will not pretend otherwise.
- It's a hat, not sunscreen
- The brim keeps some glare off his eyes and the sun off the top of his head. It does not make a hot afternoon safe — walk him early or late, same as you would without it.
- Go slow on day one
- Most dogs come round after three or four short goes with treats. A few simply won't, and if he is one of them, send it back inside 30 days.
- Customs
- Import duties are rare on an order this size, but if customs does inspect a parcel, any charge is the buyer's.